Who's Hotter: Bin Laden or the Lebanese-American Miss USA?
An Important Question in this Era of Terror
 


Written May 17, 2010

No, I didn’t watch it, wallah. Although, I can’t help recognizing the recent Miss USA Pageant as being relevant to the current political landscape. 

There's two foolish ways one can respond to this recent win.

1. To create unnecessary ruckus about this from the "religious" front (ie. the one that spun off that ridiculous Boobquake et al campaign), thus, creating some sort of "freedom fighter" out of someone who is otherwise an insignificant figure. While one can have a personal opinion on this matter, of course, state it responsibly. Nothing frustrates the vanguards of emo-pseudo-feminist arguments more than a well thought out analysis by intelligent Muslim men and women (ala Ingrid Mattson or Dalia Mogahed). Stating that doing things like this result in earthquakes is a logical fallacy that does nothing to help within political discourse.

2. To tout this as a triumph for the Arab and Muslim community because it challenges supposed "stereotypes". While it might be encouraging for some people (ie. the liberal circle of the Muslim community), it definitely isn't for many. To assert that this is the "real face of Arab Americans" is completely ridiculous. I guess a veiled one is a fake one?

There is an odd familiarity with the obsession to couch this win within religious terms. It's definitely another example of this orientalist approach that extends further into other, more serious, realms of discussion (ie. the war on terror). When one commits a crime or act of terror, there is an obsession to put a religious light on it. Likewise, you will find Muslims and non-Muslims responding just as foolishly to it. Becoming unwitting participants in a similar orientalist thinking: "Yes, Muslims are more susceptible to extremism online as opposed to some random white kid who is not easily susceptible to a similar radicalization process if he/she comes across Nazi Skinhead propaganda." Therefore, they come tumbling towards a slippery slope, citing only religious interpretation as the root of terrorism. In the end, doing nothing but fearmongering based on spurious grounds.

In light of all this, is it surprising at all that Richard Fadden, director of the Canadian Security Intelligence Service, has recently embarked on a vague fearmongering campaign in which he cites that CSIS is watching over 200 Canadians? A campaign that has resulted in comments that mention well-integrated Muslim Canadians as being susceptible to dangerous ideas and causes – particularly, the ideas of supposed “firebrand Imams” that we find online and in our local mosques. You know, the ones that do not necessarily fit the media friendly Muslim models of Hamza Yusuf or Tariq Ramadan. I guess, the ones that take a bit more time to get used to? Of course, taking their claim at face value, there is no mention whatsoever about the possibility that the atmosphere that CSIS is creating in Canada has anything to do with the increasing disenchantment of these 200 something would-be terrorists. I guess it's far too inconvenient to cite such things when you're seeking to justify your government funding.

Yes, Miss USA is relevant. Not because many believe she’s hot. People can engage in that “valuable” discussion elsewhere if they’d like. Perhaps a discussion on whether or not Bin Laden is hot would interest them as well. That contest is relevant because the approaches to Miss USA’s win sadly mirrors the state of the ‘War On Terror’ being waged in North America. Cocaine is one hell of a drug. Rawwrrr.

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