How a Muslim Navigates Boobquakes, South Park & National Security
 


Written May 19, 2010

Mulling over the Everybody Draws Muhammad Day, Boobquake, the Quebec Niqab Ban and issues relating to national security/War On Terror, I have attempted to sketch out the different types of actors one will come across when faced with these issues. It can be a delicate balancing act, but it helps to be aware of all of them.

RevolutionMuslim.com & Lex Luthor Muslims

This is the stereotypical anti-social Muslims that make the lives of the majority Muslims so much harder than it should be due to their inability to engage the world around them, socially and politically. They are the types who threaten people with violence if they feel that they have been offended. They talk like they have just been ripped off the pages of a comic book by talking like Lex Luthor. They utilize strategies of reproach that often backfire. When the first Danish cartoons came out and were ignored by most Muslims and the rest of the world in general, they are the Muslims that decided to make it a worldwide phenomenon by rioting.

Flower Power-Opportunistic Muslims

These Muslims are often unaware of the political landscape. They react to the actions of the previous group with further ignorance by welcoming the sloppy theories and politically correct Islamophobia that have been imposed upon them by societal pressures (ie. “Where are the Muslims who are speaking against terrorism? Where are the moderates?”). In other words, they become preoccupied with presenting themselves in a positive light by sacrificing accuracy and fairness so that their lives become easier at the expense of others. They speak of love and peace while being stingy on any specifics due to an underlying agenda.

Included in this category are Muslims who jump at the chance of attacking who they perceive as their ideological enemies. In order to do so, they utilize the more media friendly punchlines that they possess so that they may garner support. For example, we have seen campaign after campaign of “moderate Muslims” seeking to destroy the influences of “Wahhabi and Salafi Islam” (whatever these mean) by getting into bed with questionable allies.

Shallow "Enlightened" Non-Muslims/Muslims

In this category, I include people who attempt to impose what they feel to be “acceptable” Islam on the rest of the Muslim community. They are found in campaigns such as ‘Everybody Draws Muhammad Day’ or ‘Boobquake’ (a response to a Muslim cleric who decided to utilize a logical fallacy by claiming that scandalous women cause earthquakes). They are the ones who seek to lend support to individuals such as Irshad Manji or Tarek Fatah because they represent “progressive Islam” – a euphemism for “the type of Islam we like”. Sometime’s these people find allies within the previous group by taking advantage of their political ineptness. The common enemy being the first group.

Security/Intelligence Services

They are the FBI and CSIS. If history teaches us anything, or if the things they say in public at the present moment are of any indication, they take advantage of the three groups above. They justify oppressive and invasive policies through the stupidity of the first group. They gain access into the community by aligning themselves with the second and third group – the former acting as the “true representative of Muslims – the moderate voice” while the other acts as the lighting rod for the politically correct/incorrect Islamophobes. In the end, what you have is a witch hunt revolving around the preconceived notions of what a “radical/extremist” is to the FBI and CSIS. A tale that involves the use of moles/spies to police the community of individuals that falls under its very broad definition of “terrorism”. A definition that can include acts of violence, civil disobedience or just simple thought crimes.

The Well-Balanced Muslims

They know of and can speak about their religion with effectiveness while still being fully aware of the political landscape. In particular, how the previous four groups interact with each other and being critical of all of them.  It’s important to point out though that one does not necessarily need to be fully aware politically, nor are they needed to even drop commentaries, to be placed under this category. People can choose to take a step back, live their lives, and do more subtle/indirect things to help out within the political arena (ie. Donate money to activist organizations/charities). It’s just a fact of life, not everyone can be a political activist or become comfortable enough to make commentaries. Nevertheless, it’s important that they do not function as a hindrance to the balancing act that must be achieved between the previous four groups which require delving into political discourse. It is wrong to think that achieving “peace among Muslims” is to ignore the contentious relationship between these groups as if it does not exist. The well-balanced Muslim should be able to address that effectively.

Conclusion

Beyond these generalities, we turn to specifics and judge issues on a case by case basis. Most importantly, we should all work to constantly improve our knowledge of Islam. I know I do. We can take advantage of this climate of fearmongering by handling it correctly. The converts/reverts to Islam spiked after 9-11 because people became curious as to what all the fuss is about. Here's another opportunity to introduce the world to the beauty of Islam.

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